BUY MY HEALTH CARE. BY DON CARTER

Health Care. Buy! My Health Care. Like the cool water, a blue rushing brook keeps you in a shifting soft shade, under trees  when high is the hot sun. I sell Obama Health Care, my name is Obama,  buy my Health Care. Aside from the fact that you'd  probably call me crazy i have never been so close as i am today to actually shove my health care down every White Boys throat, unfortunately i have to shove my health care up everyone else ass too , except for the Mexicans swarming across the Mexican Boarder, I  will need their votes in the future.
Bringing this to our modern day, what has since been discovered is that the most important hormone is ...ME....THAT'S RIGHT.....ME..OBAMA. you see , because i am a Black Man, a Socialist, and a Muslim old Whites and others will not attack me, besides i own the News Media, hell I've even bought interest in Fox News this time.. 
The hormone in my Health Care will do wonders, clear up over population, rid the weak ,rid the sick, rid the unwanted types. The strength in my hormone Health Care Law will deplete that which causes the degeneration of the body, more commonly known as long life expectancies of my enemies. I stand here today on your door step asking you to please buy my Health Care.......BY DON CARTER